Archive for June, 2008

Life is a Carnival

I’m itching at the heels to go back to Mexico.  That got me thinking about my one and only previous cruise vacation.  This is technically a repost, but it’ll be new to most people.
Carnival Time

To say I wasn’t excited was an understatement. I was glad to be off work and to be getting the [...]

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George Carlin is dead? MotherFUCKER…

There are rockstars in the world of comedy as well. Men and women “beyond the pale” if you get me. Amongst stand-ups their names are whispered in myth and legend.
Dangerfield
Pryor
Rickles
Cosby
Murphy
Bruce (Lenny)
Kaufman
Williams (of course, when they speak of Robin now, they pretend that he died in the 80s and the guy walking [...]

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Why It Truly Was the Incredible Hulk

Yes, it’s time for another one of my movie reviews, because I’m just obnoxious enough to think that people really give a shit. If you’ve read my reviews before, then you should be familiar with the format; I do a general over-view and then break down specific elements. If I post any spoilers, [...]

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The Devil Went Down to Florida: Disney/ MGM

This is how sick I am. I found this internet radio station dedicated to the Disney parks. It literally plays all the background music at the parks. I cannot explain to you in words how fucking in love with this station I am! I cried tears of joy — no shit– [...]

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My Ten Favorite Fictional Characters

Yeah, just call me List Guy. That’s me.
There is nothing more influential or important in my life than fiction. Fiction is a powerful concept. Done properly, it has the power to give a person hope, and even belief. It’s given me a lot throughout my life. And in [...]

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Buffy: My Favorite Episodes

If we lived in Joss Whedon’s world, you might call me List Guy.  I love lists.  Don’t know why.
Joss Whedon is one of my heroes, and though I mourn the end of his run on Astonishing X-Men, I’m excited that he has a new show coming soon.   Welcome to the Dollhouse, starring Eliza Dushku (who [...]

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How to Tell if Your Man is a Dipshit

That’s right ladies. This is your all purpose guide to the Incredible World of Assholes.
There’s a lot of male dipshits and man whores out there. And yet you ladies continue to date them, seemingly unaware that he’s an unbelievable cocksucker. Well wonder no longer…
Your Man or Someone You Know Might Be a [...]

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How To Tell If You or Someone You Love Is a Crackwhore

I love the word crackwhore. It’s so descriptive. Except in my vocabulary, it doesn’t necessarily refer to a woman who does crack or… you know, sucks dick for cash. Instead, it is a cover-all insult aimed at women that I could see doing that sort of thing. And there’s a lot [...]

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