His pants come off so quick he nearly falls. This is not his life. Things like this don’t happen to boys who write poetry and play World of Warcraft. Romantics don’t do one handed monkey flips to blondes named Denise… or is it Marisa?
Archive for May, 2009
15 May
XXXSenatorXXX
And the fact that she’s run her own business makes her more qualified to be the President of the United States than the actual President is.
13 May
A Better Republic(an)
I have a crush on Meghan McCain. Can’t help it; she’s a smokin’ lil thing. I read some of her blogs, but not for that reason. Mostly I ended up on McCainBlogette.com because I was a supporter of John McCain. And I’m not ashamed to say that I have been since the election in [...]
7 May
People in Glass Dollhouse’s
That smell you’re sensing? Is the scent of eminent success, or is it the chill of an approaching icebeg as Dollhouse sinks like the Titanic?
7 May
Conspiracy Theorists
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck… it’s probably Barack Obama taking away your Freedom.
3 May
Wolverine: Spoiled Milk
Logan: So… can I forget I was ever in this dreck?
Gambit: Well, just until the next X-Men spinoff.
1 May
Tits for Tots
I salute you for your courage under fire and the grace you have shown since. But mostly I salute you for your awesome rack.
