Books by Their Cover 10-8

 

Final Crisis

Final Crisis

Darkseid invites Batman to a party at his house.  Unfortunately when Batman gets hammered, Darkseid’s dickish friends decide to write ‘Brucie is a Douche!’ on his forehead while filming it.

I’m gonna give this one a thumbs down.  Reminds me of too many bad college memories.

 

Final Crisis Revelations

Final Crisis Revelations

Batwoman visits her OBGYN when she begins to experience a strange burning sensation in her crotch.  “Doctor, my vagina smells like egg salad.”

Well, I’ll never eat egg-salad again, but I love the lead up with the Girls Gone Wild where Batwoman shows us her Bat boobies.

 

 

Cartoon Network Presents

Cartoon Network Presents

Uhhh… I got nothing.

 

 

DC Goes Ape

DC Goes Ape

If you’ve ever wondered what Wally West (aka THE FLASH!) thinks about when he’s on the toilet… you should probably stop that. It’s disturbing.

Apparently Wally daydreams about giant monkeys eating tiny monkey versions of his friends.  And more monkeys.  The entire issue was bananas.  (come on! you know you smiled.)

 

 

 

Outsiders TPB

Outsiders TPB

The Dc Universe explores what happens when George Bush gets a third term.

RUN AWWWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Action Comics

Action Comics

 Clark Kent pursues his lifelong dream of joining the New Kids on the Block.  Meanwhile Lois tries to figure out how she ended up married to such a pussy.

Superman and New Kids on the Block.  It’s like the first time someone put their chocolate inside your peanut butter.  But even gayer.

 

 

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

 

 

Lil Shaniquanza points out that indeed Diana ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda.  And neither does lil’ Suzie.

Sadly my anaconda don’t want none unless it’s got buns, hun.  HATED IT!  (two snaps up)

 

 

Amazing Spider Girl 25

Amazing Spider Girl 25

Mayday Parker finds out exactly why her Dad didn’t want her going out with Flash “Boner” Thompson, Jr, while learning a valuable lesson about the value of using protection.

This was kind of a kiddie issue if you ask me.  Skip it.

 

 

Avengers Invader 5

Avengers Invader 5

The Marvel Universe discovers what happens when Lost and Family Guy come on at the same time!  The Avengers and the Invaders battle it out to see who gets control of the remote!!

I hate Family Guy, so I kinda dug that the Avengers won.  Besides, Kate is so hot!!

 

 

Marvel Zombies 3  #1

Marvel Zombies 3 #1

Jocasta discovers that Aaron Stack is indeed not carrying a nightstick in his pocket.  And he is very much happy to see her.

Well, no Fleshy Ones.  Plus, ROBOTS DOIN IT!  Totally worth it.

 

 

Moon Knight Christmas Special

Moon Knight Christmas Special

“Jingle bells, The Dark Knight smells, batman is totally gaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!”

 

See ya next week everybody!  Bye now!

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4 responses to this post.

  1. I can’t even pick a favorite this time. Oh good lord.

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  2. Really? I’m a little disappointed in myself. I thought most of them were lame.

    Well, except the egg salad. I’m putting that line in a movie one day.

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  3. These are awesome! Fave is Batwoman (oh, come on, you thought I was gonna go with Bush’s third term, didn’t ya?!)

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  4. No, it’s kinda hard to pass up “My vagina smells like egg-salad.” Thanks. Honestly I had more to work with for last week’s edition.

    Reply

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